Wild Musing
A blog about life's diversions
Wild Musing

The Confusing World of Freelance

Three months ago when I suddenly, and it was quite sudden, decided to try my hand at making a bit of money from writing, I actually thought the ability to write well would be the most important thing. How naive of me. A quick google and a trip to the library soon hinted at the fact that other skills might be needed but I was still not prepared for the huge amount of stuff that is not writing you have to be able to do to make any money from putting pen to paper.  

Things started out quite promisingly.  I joined  Australian Writer's Marketplace online. Located a couple of magazines I thought might be interested in an idea I had and emailed the editors. Within twenty four hours an editor had answered saying the idea sounded interesting could I forward him the article. Yikes, best write it. I did and sent it in, he was pleased with it and paid me $400 AUD and published it in December's issue!  Fabulous. He was also interested in another idea I had and then emailed me with an idea of his own he wanted me to write an article on. To be fair, I was very lucky and not many people seem to lay claim to a better start than this, but no matter which way you look at it I had only actually earned $400 AUD in three months (most editors won't pay until they publish so even though I have written one more article and have another in the pipeline, I have still only had the one pay cheque). Obviously, I was going to need many more irons in the fire than just this one magazine. and that is where the fun began.

After purchasing the British Writer's and Artist's Yearbook and emailing loads of editor from two countries, with an array of ideas, all to no effect, I realised  I needed another approach. The dreaded blogging and self marketing was going to have to start.

I am not sure why I resisted the idea of blogging for so long, to be honest. Now that I am into it, I am really enjoying it. What else in your life gives you the opportunity to go on about anything that is on your mind without lots of eye glazing over? I think the reason for my reluctance was a vague feeling that blogging was not 'proper" writing. Anyway, whatever it was I am over it now. I blog, I twitter, I have a  Facebook account and I digg.

 So far my net income is still $400 AUD but all this has only developed this week so I will let you know. Fingers crossed.

PlayStation Home: Make a Hot Female Character, I Dare You.

Right this is going to seem like an extraordinary co-incidence after yesterday's blog but I assure you it is just that.

This morning I sat down to explore the newly launched PlayStation home section on the PSN (PlayStation network for the uninitiated). It presented me with a few custom made avatars and told me to choose one, the one I chose happened to be a pretty good looking female character. This is highly unusual for me, my character in Wow (World of Warcraft) is a fat, hairy little dwarf, I am not sure what this says about me psychologically but that is just the way it is. I might add that is was not a decision  made to ward off male advances, I just had really never thought about it. Anyway, back to the point, I chose this attractive female avatar and entered the world, and I was mobbed, there really is no other word for it. It is the closest little old me is ever going to get to being a rockstar.

All because I had chosen a reasonably well put together set of pixels (is it pixels, or is that just in photos? someone set me right). what goes through these guys heads? Seriously, do they think that there is a set of rules somewhere that say only good looking girls can have a good looking avatar so they are obviously onto a winner? Or am I being too harsh, do they really just want good looking fantasy girlfriend in their fantasy world and are really well aware that the person behind the avatar could as easily be a fat, little, bald bloke? Maybe.

Anyway, I am off to make a fat, little,bald bloke avatar so I can actually get some stuff done in the PlayStation home world. You can't move when you are a good looking chick.

I have heard of men who are excited by fake boobs, but this is ridiculous.

We all know that a lot of guys get very excited by huge fake breasts. How many men do you think were instant converts to I'm a Celebrity after that shot of  Nicola McLean reclining on a towel and showing hers off to such great effect? I know of several personally. I have never really understood the attraction myself, they are ,after all, not real, not made of flesh. I always wondered if guys would not get the same thrill by closing their eyes and fondling a water filled balloon, anyway, the point is at least these are fake boobs attached to real women. What about these guys who get all hot and sweaty looking at fake boobs attached to fake women? I am talking about guys who will spend endless hours discussing the relative merits of female video game characters, based on their appearance alone. Guys who devote signifigant chunks of their lives to creating websites to pay homage to the fake attributes of fake women in a fake world.  If you doubt these guys exsist or under estimate how many there are out there, check out these sites just for starters.

http://www.good-thing.net/pictures/hottest_video_game_woman.php

http://www.sodahead.com/question/202783/which-video-game-woman-is-the-best-or-hottest/

I could go on for hours. Don't get me wrong- I am a live and let live kind of girl, if that is what floats your boat then you carry on.

I guess I think it is just so symptomatic of the world we live in, too many people are ready to accept fake things as a substitute for reality. Fake food, fake boobs, whole fake women. Does anybody else find this just a little bit sad?

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